"welcome to the S.H., bitch!"
call my name, and i'll be there
bon voyage

I am so glad my roommate isn’t here because I’m literally shrieking like a psycho every time Luke and Lorelai look at each other and crying and cry-laughing at every scene in between. I have class in half an hour and I’m a psychotic mess.

1 week ago with 9 notes


LORELAI AND LUKE ARE ABOUT TO KISS
1 week ago with 3 notes


Luke organizing Rory’s going-away party.

I will never be over it. #sobbing

1 week ago with 4 notes


I WILL NOT BE OVER THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE LIKE EVER
1 week ago with 4 notes


LUKE’S SMILE WHILE LORELAI IS SINGING “I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU”

I’M PHYSICALLY AND LITERALLY SCREAMING

I CAN’T

I’M SOBBING

MY HEART

OH MY GOD

STAHP

1 week ago with 18 notes


Luke calling April “sweetie.” ♥
2 weeks ago with 1 note


I think THE most awkward pairing on the show was Luke Danes & Coach Bennett.
2 weeks ago with 12 notes


lorelaisdanes → lorelai and luke:)
  • when I started shipping it if I did:
    — i don’t remember exactly when but it was either the episode with the santa burger or the episode when they were gonna paint luke’s diner - whenever came first :)

  • my thoughts:
    — i wouldn’t call them the perfect couple, because there were a few downfalls but they’re pretty damn close and when they inevitably got together after the finale it was for sure forever that time :)

  • What makes me happy about them:
    — just the fac tthat they’re together gives me the happy

  • What makes me sad about them:
    — that they broke up, twice, and somehow christopher almost always messed shit up for them (i.e. painting lukes diner and lorelai was supposed to be there, richard and emily’s vow renewal, lorelai sleeping w/ him …)

  • things done in fanfic that annoys me:
    — one of the dies or something where fucking christopher is involved like ugh bye

  • things I look for in fanfic:
    — basically fluff and happily ever after ^u^

  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 
    — i would not be comfortable with them being with anyone because it’s hard to imagine who’d make them as happy as the other does

  • My happily ever after for them:
    — they get married and move into a new house but not the twickham house and have another kid (they need a kid together okay like idc how old lorelai is or whatever they’d be the best quirky adorable parents and they’re kid would be cute as fuck) and grandma emily would loosen up a little and spoil little lorelai/little luke rotten and ahhhhhhhh

  • who is the big spoon/little spoon:
    — luke is deffo the big spoon

  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
    — luke lovingly watches lorelai ice skate and then she drags him onto the ice and he complains almost the whole time about ‘what’s the point of such a stupid sport where you drag along dangerously thin and sharp blades along a sheet of ice that could crack and break at any time (depending on where you’re skating of course like a pond or something) and spin in silly circles and what’s the point of doing it anyway? it’s basically gynastics on ice? why do it on ice? do it on solid land? it’s way safer that way?’ and lorelai will giggle and call him mr. sourpuss and drag him around and then skates off by herself and luke goes to the edge of the rink and shuffles around pathetically while watching her outta the corner of his eye and admiring her skillz and kinda thinking her and her figure (skating. figure skating that is. haha not) is kinda hot and how beautiful she is in the rink lights and then once the tires herself out they get hot cocoa from the stand (oh it’s an outdoor rink) and sit with pillows and blankets in the back of his truck and drink cocoa and eat churros and he complains that his ears are freezing up and she says, “quiet, sourpuss” and then he gets all warmed up by her head on his shoulder and they stare at the other people ice skating and the christmas lights and it’s pretty and finally he forces them to go into the truck exactly FIVE MINUTES, every time, after it starts snowing and she whines so he gets in and watches her dance in the snow for a bit and then when she’s thoroughly exhausted she gets in the truck and scoots into the middle seat and leans on his shoulder and starts to nap as he drives them home and this happens once like every other week during the winter the end (someone fic this plz? kthx)
3 weeks ago with 9 notes


Gilmore Girls + Text Posts ft. Jess Mariano » Part 3 / ?

1 month ago with 671 notes


Gilmore Girls + Text Posts » Part 1 / ?

1 month ago with 758 notes


  • Luke: Well, first off, he ate three pounds of unsweetened baking chocolate, so I had to rush him to the vet, to his house because the animal hospital was closed, and he forced some sort of vomit-inducing medicine down Paul Anka's throat, and then Paul Anka proceeded to throw up for the next hour and a half. After that I sat with him for another three hours, holding a bowl of water under his nose to make sure that he was re-hydrating properly, and then I chocolate-proofed the apartment and the diner to make sure that never happens again. And now I'm gonna go downstairs and make Paul Anka some scrambled eggs because the vet said that the kibble is gonna be a little hard on his stomach for a couple of days. Does he have any particular fear of cheddar? Cause I thought I'd throw that in to make it taste better.
  • Lorelai: Luke?
  • Luke: Yeah?
  • Lorelai: I don't want to set a wedding date until things are right with Rory.
  • Luke: ...Okay. ...So, the cheddar is...?
  • Lorelai: Okay.
1 month ago with 17 notes


"The dog ate chocolate. And I don’t know a lot about dogs, but I do know they shouldn’t eat chocolate, and I went to the animal hospital, and they were closed, and I called Babette and she told me where you lived, and you got to do something. Because this is not my dog. This is my fiance’s dog. She loves him. She named him “Paul Anka”, which may, on the surface, not seem like a sign of love, but if you knew her, you’d get it, and believe me there’s a lot of ways I could screw up, but I cannot lose her over the fact I killed her dog."
— Luke Danes, being the absolutely best and most adorable fiance/person ever.
1 month ago with 50 notes


  • BABETTE: Yeah! Morey proposed to me spontaneously. (to Luke) Did I ever tell you the story?
  • LUKE: Um..No.
  • BABETTE: It was a brisk fall night, and Morey was on top... no...wait, I was on top.
  • LUKE: What?
  • BABETTE: Hold on! Stony Morrison was on top
  • LUKE: Babette!
  • BABETTE: We were playing Twister! Did I not mention that?
  • LUKE: No!
  • BABETTE: I probably should have.
1 month ago with 151 notes


So I saw this on my dash, and until I got to the “her” … well, you can imagine my confusion and, frankly, shock and disgust.

So I saw this on my dash, and until I got to the “her” … well, you can imagine my confusion and, frankly, shock and disgust.

1 month ago with 15 notes


3 months ago with 24 notes